Thieving little &(*&(&(*... AGAIN!!!

Well, I thought things were going good as far as little thieves went. We got our bikes back last time they were stolen, brought them home, locked them to each other on our back porch. We have been staying at my ex's house on post because of electric problems, but run home regularly to check on everything and pick-up/drop-off stuff we need/don't need on-post. Well, each time we go home, we always check out back on the bikes, check out front for the grill. Well, today I look outside and discover... some little ****WAD apparently cut the cable lock and STOLE HIS BIKE AND LEFT MINE! AAHHH! I am about to absolutely lose it! I can't WAIT to move! This time around the bike will probably not be picked up as easily as last time. What did I do to deserve to be stolen from... TWICE!?